So, maybe I am spoiled by Amazon and Zappos, but the last few days, I have been trying to buy a couch from JCPenney.com and have failed on 3 occasions.
The couch in question:
Here’s the thing, this is an awesome couch and it was on sale. But we need the chaise portion of the couch to be on the left when you are sitting down. But it was unclear to me how to order it. I either had to order LAF (left facing arm) or RAF (right facing arm).
I had no idea what those two terms meant. Did LAF mean the chaise was on the left when facing it or when sitting on the couch? I was also curious about whether they delivered the couch inside our home or just to the curb. Simple questions right.
There was no live chat on the JCPenney website which would have been my first stop, so I opted for their two other customer service channels, a toll free number and email. Here are the two questions I asked via email and on the phone:
“Two questions. We would like to purchase the Cinematographer
2-Pc. Chaise Sectional this weekend if possible.
1. When sitting on this couch we want the chaise to be on our far left.
Is that the LAF or RAF version?
2. When shipping, will the couch be delivered inside to our living room?
Thanks for your help.”
Their email customer service was a complete fail. First of all it took 4 days to get a response, and when I did get a response, it did not even reference my question. It basically said they were sorry the couch was out of stock. But it was in stock, still is, and that had nothing to do with my email. Full text here:
Thank you for inquiring about Cinematographer 2-Pc. LAF Chaise
Sectional. Our item selections are carefully planned in advance. We try
our best to have the merchandise available when you place your order.
Sometimes items are more popular than we originally anticipated and we
are not able to obtain additional quantities.
Merchandise selections on jcp.com are updated daily and new items are
added. Once all sizes and/or colors are depleted from our inventory the
item is removed from the site.
We appreciate your interest in this item and are disappointed that we
were unable to fulfill your order. Customer satisfaction is important
to us and we appreciate your feedback.
We invite you to check jcp.com frequently for our latest selections.”
Here is the thing. How can it possibly take 4 days to respond to an email with a crap automated response?
So, while they worked their email magic, I attempted to make two phone calls to customer service. Both times it took about 30 minutes on hold to get to anyone. Both times the customer service rep had zero product knowledge. They had no idea what LAF or RAF meant. They had no idea when the product would be delivered or how.
Ultimately the first operator disconnected us while asking for help with the LAF question. Which was actually better than the second operator who managed to keep me on the phone the whole time. She clearly had no idea what RAF or LAF meant for the majority of the call and then I guess had an epiphany that I needed the LAF couch. The more I asked her question about how she knew, suspecting she was just making it up, the more rude she got.
After all that, I went to Google and found out that LAF meant the chaise was on the left when you are facing the couch. This was of course the exact opposite answer that I got from the second operator, the only answer I got in 3 attempts.
2 phone calls, 1 email, 90 minutes of my life, and one answer to my question that ended up being wrong.
JCPenney clearly is very committed to being the anti-Zappos.